 Hey there Hot pants!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by SueInPanties from Washington.
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I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin’ if you would carve me a black dildo, out of cheese, and make a BLT sandwich while I suck the mold off the dildo?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Marcus from Ocean Beach, CA.
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You know, I’d really love to fuck your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Marcus from Ocean Beach, CA.
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Does an elephant taking a shit make you want to fuck everything around you, or just the elephant?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by chris the cool from we must protect this house!.
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See that butt on the side of the screen? Mines
elgrande times does senior! puta!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by bleeding out her ass from the donkey ramming it for years.
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Hi, did you know it is "pick up on a fat ugly slob" day today?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Crotch Creep from being fat and wearing tight clothes.
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Say, do you go out with major camel-toe like that on purpose?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by big boobs from the recent boob job..
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Hi there. I was just thinking that if any girl I have ever seen looks exactly like a cunt, it would be you. Anyway, get on the ball bitch.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Brownsugar from Europeville.
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Nice legs... what time do they open?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by you will feel like you gave birth from my huge fat mexican cock.
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hey do you got some mexican in you?
do you want some in you?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by her big opportunity to lick moms sauce from a strangers gigantithon.
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Miss, Would you like the opportunity to suck your moms vaginal fluid off my gigantithon?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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Here let me clean you off a place to sit! (guy then wipes off his mouth)
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from UK.
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If you can,t get service at the bar, I’d be happy to service you anytime!
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by GR from the den.
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If you won’t fuck me, can I fuck you?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by raunch from cleveland.
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So what if I’m not that good looking your ass doesn’t have eyes.
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