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Here is a page where you can learn effective, drunken pickup lines. At the bottom of this page there is a quick easy form where you can add your own clever and drunken pickup lines to this list. Read down to view the 10 randomly selected items. Hope these lines get you all a lot of action,enjoy Reload page for 10 more random pickup lines NEW FEATURES - ability to track and view your vote history.
This highly effective pickup line submitted by Jim T. from Riverside, CA.
Dad, are we related? Or, did mom fuck Grandpa again when she got pregnant with me?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by matt from providence RI.
(while wiping off you mouth) ohhh sorry let me clear off a spot for you to sit




This highly effective pickup line submitted by TVLS from Stockholm.
Wanna to ride my rocket of love to planet orgasm? and once we get there will you let me crash into uranus so I can stick it where the sun doesn’t shine?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by FullFrontalRmann from Ft. Hood, TX.
Wow, I don’t think I can get with your friend, wanna fuck?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by pain from looking at ugly chicks.
Hey, do you have a sister? No? Oh thank god! Mankind doesn’t deserve two girls on earth that are as wickedly ugly as you are! Anyway, can you jack me off in the corner real quick?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by ejaculation from penis 2 milliseconds after penetration.
Will you have sex with me? Before you say no, let me tell you that I’m a pre-mature ejaculator, so even if you don’t enjoy sex with me, it shouldn’t last very long.




This highly effective pickup line submitted by nevik2plezu from hell.
Hello i’m Kevin and you are? ... great now that is out of the way lets go take a shower together




This highly effective pickup line submitted by licked her from head to toe.
you might as well do me tonight slut champ.




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This highly effective pickup line submitted by MT_L from Empty.
Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by blowing bubbles with sperm from the huge random cock she just sucked.
Tell you what slut champ... before we introduce ourselves, why don’t we have you blow some sperm bubbles?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by GR from the den.
Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to bone, don’t you?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by girls get super hot from being treated like the whore they are.
Hi there. Here’s the deal. As soon as I leavve this bar, I’m going to tell every one of my buddies over there that I fucked your ass in the men’s bathroom. So, I thought I would give you the opportunity to suck my cock since you’re gonna look like a total whore anyway?




This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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