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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Jim T. from Riverside, CA.
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Dad, are we related? Or, did mom fuck Grandpa again when she got pregnant with me?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by matt from providence RI.
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(while wiping off you mouth) ohhh sorry let me clear off a spot for you to sit
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by TVLS from Stockholm.
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Wanna to ride my rocket of love to planet orgasm? and once we get there will you let me crash into uranus so I can stick it where the sun doesn’t shine?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by FullFrontalRmann from Ft. Hood, TX.
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Wow, I don’t think I can get with your friend, wanna fuck?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by pain from looking at ugly chicks.
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Hey, do you have a sister? No? Oh thank god! Mankind doesn’t deserve two girls on earth that are as wickedly ugly as you are! Anyway, can you jack me off in the corner real quick?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by ejaculation from penis 2 milliseconds after penetration.
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Will you have sex with me? Before you say no, let me tell you that I’m a pre-mature ejaculator, so even if you don’t enjoy sex with me, it shouldn’t last very long.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by nevik2plezu from hell.
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Hello i’m Kevin and you are? ... great now that is out of the way lets go take a shower together
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by licked her from head to toe.
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you might as well do me tonight slut champ.
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by MT_L from Empty.
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Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by blowing bubbles with sperm from the huge random cock she just sucked.
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Tell you what slut champ... before we introduce ourselves, why don’t we have you blow some sperm bubbles?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by GR from the den.
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Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to bone, don’t you?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by girls get super hot from being treated like the whore they are.
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Hi there. Here’s the deal. As soon as I leavve this bar, I’m going to tell every one of my buddies over there that I fucked your ass in the men’s bathroom. So, I thought I would give you the opportunity to suck my cock since you’re gonna look like a total whore anyway?
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This highly effective pickup line submitted by Empty from Empty.
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Empty
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