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Drunk Author: kheili1
Description: Little poem I whipped up while bored
Location: UnitedStates
When: 4/3/2010 12:42:15 AM


Gearhead
My girlfriend’s a gearhead.
She revs my motor in the morning
and likes to wax me down at night.
She loves the feel of leather on her seat
and presses all my pedals with stilettos on her feet.
She likes to steer me with her knees,
keeping all her fingers free to fix her lipstick,
adjust her shades, or fiddle with the radio.
Her stick work’s quick and accurate
(she uses just the right amount of clutch,
tests the limits of my pistons,
but never shifts too hard or asks too much).
I used to stall and sputter under pressure to perform,
mutter, not turn over when my engine wasn’t warm.
But she tuned me with her tools
until I functioned under stress,
pounded on my chassis ’til my body looked its best,
and modified my strut so I don’t swerve when she makes a turn,
but take each soft curve like a caress.
Author, kheili1


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